Back to the future
Believe it or not, I do try to keep as wide a range as possible of targets of ridicule in this column. Its the best strategy for my own welfare and that of FO Weeks overworked (and overpaid) lawyers, quite apart from keeping things fresh, shall we say (sadly not something I always manage to do in my personal life, at least not where matters of the wardrobe are concerned).
But even with my desire to pour my ire on a wide range of victims, some people will...